How’s my hair?

Does it look all Jersey Girl? {quick Joanie grab da Aquanet!} Should I go with the black sweats or the Jessica Simpson mom jeans? I’m all twitterpated because today I get to interview a STAH! One that just happens to be one of my crushes. A crush for which #2 tells me “Mom, you are soooo weird!”. For some reason the kid finds the fact that I don’t swoon over the likes of Brad Pitt, both funny and proof of her growing suspicion that I am in fact off my rocker.

In honor of the palpitations and sweaty palms sure to be spotted here at the lair today I’ve dug up some of my favorite quotes from said STAH’s film and TV career (FYI many were not actually SAID, by said STAH). By now most of you have guessed who it is but play nice for the rest of the class that hasn’t caught up yet, they are “special” people. ED put your hand down already! I submitted your question… we’ll see if it gets answered. Tell me who I’ll be swooning over later today and you get a gold STAH yourself! Tell me the movies or shows the quotes come from and you get TWO!

“Dude! That was my skull, I’m so wasted!”

“In a few hours, we’re gonna be surrounded by friends and people we love… and your mother.”

“How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?”

“No one’s really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends.”

“I can see how that can be a problem. You know, it’s like Jung says, “The unconscious is revealed through the imagery of our dreams, which express our innermost fears and our desires”.
Jung said that?
Yeah, I think it was Jung. Or maybe Vincent Price.”

And to a certain someone out there that thinks “mommy” blogs aren’t worth reading, I dedicate the following…

“She’s lost that loving feeling.
She’s lo… No she hasn’t.
Yes, she has.
She’s not lost that lo…
Goose, she’s lost it, man.
Come on! [to himself] Aw sh… I hate it when she does that.”

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