(sing with me Nuggetiers.. to the tune of “Over the River and Through the Woods”)
Over the Verazzano——>
AND through THE FOG—>
From Grandma’s house we came.
Oh how I HEARTNYC!
but Brooklyn is SOOO LAAAME!
Over the Hudson and to the Potomac knock it off kids,
you need a SMACK!
YEAH so the house is a big nasty mess fest
get off my EFFING BAAACK!
I haven’t been blogging, or even gone jogging,
oh the guilt it grows and grows
AND there is this fat man who says I’ve been naughty,
or so HE THINKS knooowwws!
I think I start drinking
At The DH start winking
is that just TMI?
ONE more Chirstmas pagent?!
Oh hell no!
I think I’ll freakin’ crrrryyy!
Thanks for the sing-a-long gang.. NOW it’s your turn! Go forth and pilfer a holiday tradition and Nuggetize it to show your solidarity! Take a small stand against the stress that is the holiday season.. Bah Nugettbug!