2 parts STOOPID people at the local Sprawl Mart
1 part out of control off spring (if not available substitute with judgmental friends and/or family)
1 1/2 jiggers of apathetic significant other
6 parts any libation within arms reach containing at least 12% alcohol by volume
Combine the first three ingredients into a frothy blog post and or comment concoction left here. Down the remainder on ice, mixed in a blender, or straight out of the freaking bottle. Sit back at pitch it to anyone who will listen (this includes cats, random strangers on public transportation and even one’s own reflection)
Bottoms up, ENJOY!