Fit Pitchin’ Friday: Cocktail hour

2 parts STOOPID people at the local Sprawl Mart
1 part out of control off spring (if not available substitute with judgmental friends and/or family)
1 1/2 jiggers of apathetic significant other
6 parts any libation within arms reach containing at least 12% alcohol by volume

Combine the first three ingredients into a frothy blog post and or comment concoction left here. Down the remainder on ice, mixed in a blender, or straight out of the freaking bottle. Sit back at pitch it to anyone who will listen (this includes cats, random strangers on public transportation and even one’s own reflection)

Bottoms up, ENJOY!  

6 thoughts on “Fit Pitchin’ Friday: Cocktail hour”

  1. What's up kitten? I'm finally home and able to do more than just read blogs on the ol iphone. I've been squinting for 3 weeks now.
    I firmly believe that Target should charge me a hundred bucks to walk through the door, and Sprawl Mart should give me a big fat shot of vodka just to enter. Waiting in line? That's another drink.

    I love this recipe. I'm adding it to my collection, but with a dash of "why in the name of all things Holy can my husband not put the kid in the carseat without the straps twisted to high hell?" I think it adds a nice bite.

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