It seems that a minimum of three out of every five minutes I’ve spent watching everything from CNN to ESPN in the past few months have been dedicated to Tiger Woods and frankly I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Who really cares people, honestly? How many of us actually watch golf? I play every now and then when I’ve got an extra hundred smackers to burn, but aside from that, meh. Golf is Scotland’s national pass time. Well golf and drunken men tossing around hammers whilst sporting skirts*. It’s not even close to ours. And wow another sports star has been caught with his pants down.. SHOCKING! Heck at least all of the petri dish divas Tiger has “allegedly” courted were willing participants. cough, Coby, cough
Am I going to pass up the Gatorade, toss out my Nike cross trainers or move my millions out of that account over at Accenture? Not likely. Do I think Mr. Woods is a letch? Sure. Is it even remotely any of my business? NO! What I take umbrage to is not a philandering putter but to the media who continue to cover this to the point of nausea. A 7.2 earthquake in North America, worst mining death toll in decades, hungry American children, the war, Brad and Angie possibly on the skids.. NOW that is news folks. No more “Tiger needs to come clean” or “He owes the public an explanation”. As far as I’m concerned the only thing he owes is taxes and the only person he needs to come clean to is his wife.
Eenie meenie miney moe, they caught ya Tiger.. NOW LET IT GO!
* which reminds me Stephen where is my whiskey?