Most of you know that I turned 30-something last week. I never thought of myself as vain or on of “those” women. You know the ones who obsess with this stuff. Hell I can certainly think of better ways to spend that scratch and time.
The ol’ mug though decided that NOW was the perfect time for a SMACK DOWN. All of the sudden I have blotchy, bumpy… frumpy skin. What is up with that SHIZ?! I mean really. Couldn’t mom nature have been more original? Oh how very cliche… that she chose NOW to go to hell in the proverbial hand basket. My plea to you, my lovely and somkin’ hawt Nuggetiers is.. WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Honestly folks I’m LOST. I don’t have an extra few grand to have my face injected with food borne illness – you DO know that the “bo” in BOTOX represents Botulism don’t ya? – Yet still I’m sort of freaked out about The DH noticing.
So my BEAUTIFUL Nuggetiers what is your secret? Come on Kvetch! Ya don’t want me looking like THIS do ya?