Since moving from Blogger to Word Press I’ve had to work through a few “issues”. Like losing over 800 RSS subscribers -not bitter, not- having to deal with the sharp drop off in comments (the Paxil & vodka are taking care of that, no worries). Google isn’t speaking to me anymore, and is so butt hurt by the break up that they’ve revoked my Friend Connect.
On the upside I’m killing in the spam comment department. I tell ya I’m like stank on a dead monkey in-a-van-down-by-the-river to these people, effing irresistible! Sure there are your run of the mill, “Hot, desperate housewives, get it hard” and “Lonely singles in your area ready to stalk and kill chat with you”. Others are less enticing, like the slackers who just leave a link to their mortgage loan companies. Still there are a few out there that make me step away from the Mother’s Cure and say “WAH?”. Here are just a few of my personal favs:
“Please, can you PM me and tell me few more thinks about this, I am really fan of your blog…” um yeah, glad you’re such a “fan” but I only “PM” my husband, thankyouverymuch.
“Let’s start with stating that if a person world wide web not to mention try to find most of these stipulations “quick fat loss” or simply “how to lose excess fat quickly” you can find large amounts of results will appear.” You had me at “quick fat loss” where do I sign up for that “stipulation” with the one person “world wide web”? Because “large amounts of results” -from eating cheese- have already appeared. ON. MY. ASS.
“If you have an expirience with making graphic to web on-line shop please let me know. I’m looking for somebady hwo can create and implement graphics to on-line shop” Whoa whoa, slow down buddy. Let’s start with a dictionary then we’ll think about moving on to “making graphic” okay?
See I don’t need you people to comment anymore (NOT) I’ve got super cool new friends who love me for who I am: Fat, illiterate and easy!