Scene: Car, mother and four year old daughter -lil’ Nugget-, driving near a farm. Cows in field.
Lil Nugget: “Mommy look cows”
Lil Nugget: “Do you remember when we went to the farm, that one day?”
Mother: “Sure do. Do you remember what we got to do there?”
Lil Nugget: “Uh huh, we got to milk the cow’s doodle”
Scene: Mother spits coffee on the steering wheel. Sputters and swerves.
Mother: “No honey it wasn’t a “doodle”. It was girl cow. Those were her breasts.”
Lil Nugget: “No it looked like a doodle. Your breasts don’t look like that. You forgot. Remember it’s this doodle and you pull on it and milk comes out.”
Mother: “Trust me honey it the cow’s breast. In fact they call the teats.”
Lil Nugget: “They are NOT teeths. Oh forget it I’m asking daddy he knows more about these things.”