While I wasn’t looking somebody secretly replaced the coffee creamer I normally use with Tiger blood. How do I know this? Was the smooth taste of vanilla-choco-mocha-carmel-nut-whatever I usually drown my Joe in replaced by a slightly less smooth metallic bouquet?
Nope.
Did my usual French drip taste more like a French DIP?
Nah.
You know how I sniffed out this ruse? There was an exponential spike in my level of crazy shortly after imbibing my daily java today. Applying my skills of deduction -aka watching far too much trash YouTube- I’ve come to the conclusion -in the absence of Adonis DNA- that somebody slipped me a Charlie Sheen mickey.. dear Watson.
I called him up and Jimmy Fallon has confirmed it!
Ah-ha that explains a lot. Thanks for the laugh today
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