Getin’ Our Aussie On

by DiPaola Momma (HNIC) on January 27, 2012

Hey ya Rippers*, what did you do for Australia Day? Yep, the lovely land down under has it’s own day. Though were anyone to actually consult Moi on such matters of state, I’d have informed them that a day simply could never cover it. Days? No. Weeks? Maybe. Years? I’d give it a burl*.  I’ve always had a fascination with Australia. It holds an almost mystical sway over me.

In 92′ -while I was living in Spain- the Spanish town of Sevilla (as in The Barber of) played host to the World Expo. It was a sweltering Spanish summer. The place was over crowded and many of the exhibits -including the American one- were just so-so. Then we set foot “in” Australia and…

I. Was. Home.

So a few weeks ago when the National Aquarium invited the ankle-biters*, The DH and I to accompany the Honorable Kim Beazley Australian Ambassador to the United States, on a tour of their Animal Planet  Australia: Wild Extremes exhibit, I was IN!

The Lil Nuggets and I started by playing a little game I came up with called, Is It Aussie?  What a BLAST! Want to stump your kids -even the know-it-all teens and tweens- play a little of this game. If they can name at least 5 of the animals they win. They can’t? YOU WIN!

We elected Lil Nugget #4 as our emissary

She might not have been the best choice for an impartial diplomat considering that the moment he bent down to remove a worm from her path (and feed it to the bird for which it was intended) she became smitten. The Ambassador made the mistake of telling her she should come visit Australia. Not that we wouldn’t love that, but in the mind of a five year old that means it’s a done deal. Of course this has resulted in hourly, “Are we going to Australia this weekend?”, chants. Looks like we’re saving up those airline miles ;)

Do you speak Aussie?

Cocky: A Cockatoo, which I had no clue was an Aussie bird!

*Ripper:  Someone, or something, really good. Naturally that doesn’t apply to, Jack The.

*Ankle-Biters: Small kids. Here we speak the same language!

*Give it a Burl: Or as we’d say.. give it a go.

Who wouldn’t want to go visit a country with so many terms for hooch?!

Schooner: Big glass of beer

Sherbert: Beer

Neck Oil: You guessed it.. BEER!

The whole crew had a blast, were way impressed with the aquarium and honored to spend the day with Ambassador Beazley and his wonderful wife Susie.

The Mulga mail has it that I might be roused at sparrow fart tomorrow. So it’s a cuppa, bikie and bed for me. (translation: Rumor has it I might be up at the crack of dawn tomorrow. So it’s tea, a cookie and bed for me.)

As they say, there is nothing like Australia!

 

 

 

 

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Oh Where, Oh Where Has The Mojo Gone? Oh Where, Oh Where Can It Be?

by DiPaola Momma (HNIC) on January 25, 2012

Much like my keys, sunglasses and cash when there is a teenager near, I just can’t find my mojo. Which begs the question…

Did. I. Ever. Have. It?

Maybe. Who knows? In my own head I had it at one point. Upon further contemplation, the last time I recall it being in firmly my possession may have been somewhere around 1989.  It’s possible I left it in my acid washed Guess Jeans.

At what point did they go from being the coveted "Cool Kids" couture to....

A fashion faux pas of presidential proportions?

Oh my.. Obama Momma Jeans!

Then again maybe -stick with me here this could get a little messy- the “after birth” is at fault. No not literally the biological matter that is left behind, but all the mojo sucking things that come after giving birth.

Lara circa B.C. (Before Children) would have rather been rolled in Nutella and drug through a nest of fire ants than be seen in public…

  • Sans shower
  • Without makeup
  • In the same outfit two times in the same WEEK
  • Hair unkempt

Post birthing Mojo Sucking Symbionts, I am entirely copacetic with any combination of the following…

  • Bi-daily showering
  • Dark circles count as eye “shadow”, right?
  • A chic pony (up the volume by not brushing your hair first)
  • Yoga pants have a three day expiration date. True.
  • Hey if the leader of the free world can wear them -and I buy them on sale at Khol’s and use my 30% coupon and $10 in Khol’s cash, well then I’m totally a kick ass flipin’ Fash-a-Frugal-ista- BOOM!

Maybe one is not entitled to mojo retention when their day starts at 5 a.m. with copious amounts of coffee so that one can tend to the every whim of others, maintain a passably clean home (mold isn’t dangerous, is it?), feed everything from felines to family, run endlessly pointless errands, work to make a money that can then be spent on $100 Lucky Brand jeans (not for self, natch) and end with making endless mental lists (at 3 a.m.) of what one must accomplish the next day.

Where did my mojo go? THEY. SUCKED. IT. OUT!

So how do I get it back. Seriously, how?

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So NOT on their list!

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ICE! ICE! Baby… and Puss in Boots too~

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